my mom this morning
mom: Whats a pickle ball?
me: i don't know a pickle that is used like a ball?
mom: hah that would be difficult to catch
my brother: its like wiffle ball
mom: what is wiffle ball?
my brother: its base ball played with a wiffle ball
mom: so pickle ball is like base ball played with a pickle?
my brother: sure lets go with that

greenhattress:

panfans:

Directions [x]

Not the first, that’ll take you somewhere weird.

feathers-theangel:

hiddlestonhug:

sireoinmacken:

IT’S SUPER CUTE AND ALL

BUT THEN YOU REMEMBER THAT THE BOTTOM PICTURE IS LITERALLY FOUR YEARS AFTER THE TOP AND JUST

MARY AND JOHN

WHAT

DID DEAN STRESS YOU OUT SO BADLY THAT YOU AGED THAT MUCH IN THAT AMOUNT OF TIME

Why am I laughing so hard I know I shouldnt be but I am help

dean was a difficult child

amandapalmer:

neil-gaiman:

fefeferi:

fighting-for-fitness-with-tea:

healthisnotafad:

sexyfitduh:

awesometriathlon:

anewstartabetterme:

fullyactivated:

This is pretty cool and eye-opening. I wish someone would do this sort of thing with male 6-pack ab models.

They even Photoshopped the woman behind Selena’s arm, because apparently not only do celebrities have to be thin, but they must also only associate with other thin people…

Enrico Francis has been caught

This pisses me off so incredibly much!

This is ridiculous. And disgusting. beautiful people being photoshopped to fit impossible standards AND most of the non-caucasian women are being white washed so they look more “appealing”

this.

makes.

me.

SO ANGRY. I can’t find the words to say just exactly what I feel about this…gahhhhhh just no.

AND THEY FUCKING PHOTOSHOPPED OUT “ELTON JOHN AIDS FOUNDATION” FOR THIS ENRICO FRANCIS DUDE HOLY FUCK

It is always good to remember that you can be lied to in pictures…

I remember the first time I saw a “before & after airbrushing a model” play-by-play in sassy magazine, with the two pictures side by side. I was probably 13, and it changed my life. thanks, sassy, and thanks whoever did this. if nothing - it’s good to remember how manipulative the media can be. if you can’t fight it - you can at least see it. as a minor celebrity, I cringe everytime allow myself to be photoshopped. but I still allow it. magazines and press work that way. I’ve photoshopped myself for press photos (that pimple? easy to fix. that annoying hair? gonzo. no wrinkles though…I draw the line there.) the most disturbing one for me was the random back-ground woman’s, behind Selena Gomez. the photoshopped the BACKGROUND people? wow. do we love perfect? or do we love human? why isn’t human perfect? what’s happened to us?
w-a-n-n-a-umqra:

tinnyhouse:

actualvriskaserket:

bloosweater:

teppelin:

sexyspoon:

pyrates:

i think this is how i feel most of the time


i got u balloons

omg you are so cute


i got u a cat


i made you a cake 


i got you ryan gosling

this is why i love tumblr

w-a-n-n-a-umqra:

tinnyhouse:

actualvriskaserket:

bloosweater:

teppelin:

sexyspoon:

pyrates:

i think this is how i feel most of the time

image

i got u balloons

omg you are so cute

i got u a cat

i made you a cake 

i got you ryan gosling

this is why i love tumblr

jeremyandscarlett:

thepirateking:

do you ever stop to think about how we idolize a group of adults who play pretend really well in front of cameras

image

hopelesslyhiddled:

taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you

hopelesslyhiddled:

taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you

What I hate about being a girl:

fyeahmainer:

  • Periods
  • Period cramps
  • Sore tits
  • Mood swings
  • Picking out outfits for the day
  • Styling hair after showering
  • Having a hard time running cause of your tits
  • Making sure you don’t get pregnant
  • Carrying the baby
  • Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
  • Make sure you don’t get raped
  • Having pedophiles hit on you
  • Oh, and fancying the fuck out of someone that doesn’t know you exist on the earth.

I’ve never seen such an accurate text post 

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE